Oh Those Arizonians...

WOW. The people you meet in Arizona, sooo interesting.

Instance #1:

Today I was outside, hanging out with my good friend, Mr. Bianchi (my bicycle) right outside of the Computer Commons and a man walks up to me.

Man: Where do you work out?

Vinette: What?

M: Where do you work out?

V: Well I have a bicycle. 

M: You don't go to the gym? You can't just work out your legs all the time, although I can tell you have a very nice physique.

V: I do go to the gym. 

M: Oh yea? Which one? 

(At this point, I can kind of tell where he's getting at.)

V: I actually have two memberships, three if you count the SRC. 

M: Really? What gyms? Are they around here?

V: Actually they're up in San Francisco, Bally's and 24. 

M: So you don't go to the gym around here? (He pulls out a coupon thinking I'm easily suckered into gym memberships) I work at LA Fitness, we're having a one week trial. You should stop by. 

V: No thanks, I know how that goes. I already have two memberships. I'll wait for my contracts with them to expire first. 

M:Are you sure you don't even want to try it out?

V: Yea, not really. 

M: Ok, you sound like you're set with fitness!

He walks away and NOT EVEN five step later, he has the same conversation with another girl. 

You gotta love Arizonians!

Instance #2

I was pretty peppy because I found a stash of butter mints in front of Chick-Fil-A then I decided to walk by Papa John's. The spinach cheese pizza looked good so I had the guy box me a slice for later. I got to pay, and no one is there so I start to assume that it's free. I start walking away.

Some guy: You need to pay for that. The guy is coming back in a second. 

Vinette: Oh. I thought it was free, no one's here. 

SG: Haha you're funny. I'll see if he'll give it to you. He's my hommie, ya feel me? (Then there was some undetectable language I can only describe as "urban""

Vinette: Haha, I guess?

Other guy comes back.

SG: Can she get that pizza for free because you weren't here?

Other guy: No! Just kidding, take it.

SG( in a very loud voice so that the ENTIRE MU can hear): Don't tell no one dough!