WOW. The people you meet in Arizona, sooo interesting.
Instance #1:
Today I was outside, hanging out with my good friend, Mr. Bianchi (my bicycle) right outside of the Computer Commons and a man walks up to me.
Man: Where do you work out?
Vinette: What?
M: Where do you work out?
V: Well I have a bicycle.
M: You don't go to the gym? You can't just work out your legs all the time, although I can tell you have a very nice physique.
V: I do go to the gym.
M: Oh yea? Which one?
(At this point, I can kind of tell where he's getting at.)
V: I actually have two memberships, three if you count the SRC.
M: Really? What gyms? Are they around here?
V: Actually they're up in San Francisco, Bally's and 24.
M: So you don't go to the gym around here? (He pulls out a coupon thinking I'm easily suckered into gym memberships) I work at LA Fitness, we're having a one week trial. You should stop by.
V: No thanks, I know how that goes. I already have two memberships. I'll wait for my contracts with them to expire first.
M:Are you sure you don't even want to try it out?
V: Yea, not really.
M: Ok, you sound like you're set with fitness!
He walks away and NOT EVEN five step later, he has the same conversation with another girl.
You gotta love Arizonians!
Instance #2
I was pretty peppy because I found a stash of butter mints in front of Chick-Fil-A then I decided to walk by Papa John's. The spinach cheese pizza looked good so I had the guy box me a slice for later. I got to pay, and no one is there so I start to assume that it's free. I start walking away.
Some guy: You need to pay for that. The guy is coming back in a second.
Vinette: Oh. I thought it was free, no one's here.
SG: Haha you're funny. I'll see if he'll give it to you. He's my hommie, ya feel me? (Then there was some undetectable language I can only describe as "urban""
Vinette: Haha, I guess?
Other guy comes back.
SG: Can she get that pizza for free because you weren't here?
Other guy: No! Just kidding, take it.
SG( in a very loud voice so that the ENTIRE MU can hear): Don't tell no one dough!